Dorkly Bits - Сезон 2
Серии
| # | Название | Дата премьеры | Хронометраж |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | White Mages are Jerks The best defense is a crappy offense. |
2011-01-05 | — |
| 2 | Mega Man Needs To Go To be the number 1 robot, you need a place to go number 2. |
2011-01-07 | — |
| 3 | Mortal Kombat Friendship The greatest thing one friend can do for another is not murder him. |
2011-01-14 | — |
| 4 | Lifeguard Mario No holding down B in the pool area. |
2011-01-14 | — |
| 5 | The Mario Bros. Go Halfsies Sharing is caring. Unfortunately, caring won't help you much in videogames. |
2011-01-18 | — |
| 6 | Mortal Kombat Pervert Every ninja's dream: two girls at the same time. |
2011-01-19 | — |
| 7 | Mario Paint Torture Don't even get him started on Creed. |
2011-01-25 | — |
| 8 | Excitebike Shop Overheating is radical. |
2011-01-26 | — |
| 9 | Double Dragon Girlfriend 8 bit blood is thicker than 8 bit water. |
2011-02-01 | — |
| 10 | Castlevania S&M It's hard to beat a boss when he's into it. |
2011-02-03 | — |
| 11 | Angry Birds Friendship Angry birds and pigs have a lot in common. For example, neither can fly for some reason. |
2011-02-08 | — |
| 12 | Sonic's Gambling Problem What happens in Casino Night Zone stays in Casino Night Zone. |
2011-02-11 | — |
| 13 | Resident Evil Roommate This is what happens when you find a roommate on Craigslist in Raccoon City. |
2011-02-14 | — |
| 14 | Crashing the Silent Protagonist Party He was the least and most annoying bandicoot at the party. |
2011-02-15 | — |
| 15 | White Mage Dad is Racist Guess who's being randomly encountered for dinner. |
2011-02-22 | — |
| 16 | The Koopa King's Speech He's a t-t-t-t-terrifying ruler. |
2011-02-24 | — |
| 17 | Metal Gear Solid Box Trouble | 2011-03-01 | — |
| 18 | Rejected Sega Intros He'd be a great voiceover artist if he didn't have to read or talk. |
2011-03-01 | — |
| 19 | Everybody Hates Crono They'll do anything to save him. As long as it's not too much work. |
2011-03-08 | — |
| 20 | King Hippo Disgraces Hippo People | 2011-03-08 | — |
| 21 | Cammy's Dad (Street Fighter) If she's going to street fight, she'd better do it like a proper lady. |
2011-03-15 | — |
| 22 | Chargin' Chuck Gets Picked Last He's game ready. And really, really desperate. |
2011-03-16 | — |
| 23 | The Horrible Secret Behind Starter Pokemon This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball. |
2011-03-21 | — |
| 24 | Kazooie is Kidnapped Living in a backpack is the least of her worries. |
2011-03-22 | — |
| 25 | Final Fantasy Cover Bard We'd use the sprites from Final Fantasy 1, but he doesn't do originals. |
2011-03-29 | — |
| 26 | The Mushroom King "Thank you, father! But our respectable suitor is in another castle. |
2011-04-01 | — |
| 27 | Robotnik Breaks Down Never buy a pre-owned drillcar. |
2011-04-05 | — |
| 28 | Ken Gets Excited He's a master of the "Hadouken" and "Waistband" technique. |
2011-04-05 | — |
| 29 | Doodle Jump Fall The higher they jump, the farther they fall. And fall. And fall. |
2011-04-12 | — |
| 30 | Link's Death Our heart containers go out to his family. |
2011-04-18 | — |
| 31 | Ice Climbers Cliffhanger He had his whole extra life ahead of him. |
2011-04-18 | — |
| 32 | Mario's Horrifying Discovery What happens in the warp zone, stays in the warp zone. |
2011-04-20 | — |
| 33 | Rampage Apology Forgive and forget. Unless they just punched through a skyscraper. |
2011-04-25 | — |
| 34 | Mario With A Portal Gun The shortest distance between two objects is a straight line. Or a portal. |
2011-04-26 | — |
| 35 | Ecco's Friends Are Stupid Dolphins They say dolphins are only slightly less intelligent than humans. And humans are pretty dumb. |
2011-05-04 | — |
| 36 | Donkey Kong Doesn't Back Down You shouldn't run away from your problems, especially if you can beat them in a fight. |
2011-05-10 | — |
| 37 | Sheik Crashes a Bachelor Party You don't need the tri-force of wisdom to realize this won't turn out well. |
2011-05-12 | — |
| 38 | Noob Saibot is a Noob He's gonna kick your ass. Right after he reads the move-list. |
2011-05-16 | — |
| 39 | Angry Birds vs. Tiny Wings Imitation is the sincerest form of ornithology. |
2011-05-17 | — |
| 40 | How Blinky Died He's got a few ghost skeletons in his closet. |
2011-05-18 | — |
| 41 | Mario Goes Down The Wrong Pipe No free coins. No extra lives. The only way out is the reset button. |
2011-05-24 | — |
| 42 | Mortal Kombat Sitcom They're going to kill you.... |
2011-05-24 | — |
| 43 | Captain America Uses Drugs He's as American as apple pie injected with super steroids. |
2011-06-02 | — |
| 44 | Starcraft SCVs Go On Strike Not enough minerals? MINE THEM YOURSELF. |
2011-06-08 | — |
| 45 | The Diablo Townspeople Should Move You'd be amazed at how much living next to Hell will affect your property value. |
2011-06-10 | — |
| 46 | Kung Lao's Hat is Dull The only thing worse than having your head chopped off is having your head mostly chopped off. |
2011-06-14 | — |
| 47 | Mario Meets With His Agent He'll take you to the next level for just 10% of your coins. |
2011-06-15 | — |
| 48 | Sim City Monster Hates Your City I think we can all agree that gridlock is the real monster here. |
2011-06-20 | — |
| 49 | Contra Henchman Strategy They're not the best strategists, but they'll run at you like nobody's business. |
2011-06-22 | — |
| 50 | Mario Dumps Pauline "It's not you, it's me....and the fact that you're not a princess. |
2011-06-27 | — |
| 51 | Plants vs. Zombies Wall-nut Gets Bitten Teamwork is infectious. |
2011-07-07 | — |
| 52 | If Classic Games Had DLC Back in my day, fireflowers were only a nickel. |
2011-07-07 | — |
| 53 | Link to the Past with a Portal Gun When life gives you the Triforce, make Triforce grenades. |
2011-07-11 | — |
| 54 | Sonic Meets With His Agent The fastest thing alive meets the smoothest talker alive. |
2011-07-12 | — |
| 55 | Falco Adjusts His Attitude "Gee, I've been saved by therapy. How swell. |
2011-07-21 | — |
| 56 | Ghosts 'n Goblins Blacksmith | 2011-07-22 | — |
| 57 | Inbred Yoshi His face has a lot of character. Horrible, deformed character. |
2011-08-02 | — |
| 58 | Koopa Troopa Does Stand-up Comedy Even seasoned comedians occasionally bob-omb. |
2011-08-02 | — |
| 59 | Samus Meets With Her Agent Behind every great woman there's an awful man trying to get her in a bikini. |
2011-08-10 | — |
| 60 | Mega Man With a Portal Gun Dr. Wily wants him gone. |
2011-08-11 | — |
| 61 | Sonic Wasn't Fast Enough Speed runs save lives. |
2011-08-15 | — |
| 62 | Dr. Light's Gift to Mega Man X It's better to give than to receive a terrible present. |
2011-08-16 | — |
| 63 | Mortal Kombat Sitcom: Shao Kahn Comes to Dinner | 2011-08-23 | — |
| 64 | Chill Penguin is Chill He's not big on using shotgun ice, but he's always down to shotgun Natty Ice. |
2011-08-24 | — |
| 65 | Tifa Embarrasses Barret It's not the size of your gun arm that counts, it's how you use it. |
2011-09-02 | — |
| 66 | Tails Can't Die One fox, two tails, unlimited lives. |
2011-09-06 | — |
| 67 | Smash Bros. Fatalities The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating. |
2011-09-09 | — |
| 68 | Mega Man X Charges Too Much If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything. |
2011-09-12 | — |
| 69 | Judgmental Mortal Kombat Nothing's more dangerous than stereotyping. Except maybe Goro. |
2011-09-13 | — |
| 70 | A Boy and his Blob Reunion You don't need jelly beans to transform into a productive member of society. |
2011-09-23 | — |
| 71 | Luigi Wears Red Imitation is the sincerest form of douchebaggery. |
2011-09-23 | — |
| 72 | Captain Falcon Can't Get Insurance That's the last time he'll drive while eating Falcon Lunch. |
2011-09-26 | — |
| 73 | Diddy Kong Country Player 2 has Player 1 aspirations. |
2011-09-28 | — |
| 74 | NBA Lockout Jam The only dunking he's doing involves cookies and milk. |
2011-10-04 | — |
| 75 | Bahamut Wants to Hang Out You will rue the day you summoned him. |
2011-10-11 | — |
| 76 | Mistaken Hero Identities | 2011-10-11 | — |
| 77 | Mario's Mushroom Mix-up Doubling in size instantly is bad for your health. |
2011-10-17 | — |
| 78 | NES Ninja Turtles Theme Song These Dorkly boys don't cut em' no slack. |
2011-10-18 | — |
| 79 | Robotnik Finally Wins This isn't the game over he asked for. |
2011-10-24 | — |
| 80 | Mario is a Furry If you wear a raccoon tail long enough, people are gonna get the wrong idea. |
2011-10-25 | — |
| 81 | The Frogger Menace "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And gigantic, car-sized frogs. |
2011-11-02 | — |
| 82 | Bastion Narrator Invades Other Games Initializing raspy voice mode... |
2011-11-03 | — |
| 83 | Vision Wants to be in the Avengers Movie You've got to draw the line somewhere. Preferably behind the badass laser robot. |
2011-11-08 | — |
| 84 | Double Dragon Dad It's called tough love. Very, very tough love. |
2011-11-08 | — |
| 86 | Chrono Trigger Time Travel Mix-Up Don't cross the (time) streams. |
2011-11-15 | — |
| 87 | Mario Responds to PETA No animals were harmed in the making of the Tanooki suit. |
2011-11-23 | — |
| 88 | Link's Yard Sale Nothing like a little Spring inventory cleaning. |
2011-11-23 | — |
| 89 | Gordon Freeman Meets With His Agent "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out with your shrill, horrible voice. |
2011-11-28 | — |
| 90 | Boos Man Up Night of the living dread. |
2011-11-29 | — |
| 91 | Spy Hunter Pranksters Never trust the guy in the van. |
2011-12-05 | — |
| 92 | How Diablo Destroyed Tristram | 2011-12-06 | — |
| 93 | Pac-Man Plays Skyrim Psh, you can talk to your family anytime. |
2011-12-12 | — |
| 94 | QWOP Guy Has Sex It's all in the limbs. |
2011-12-14 | — |
| 95 | The Night Before Mario's Christmas Not a creature was stirring, not even a Mouser. |
2011-12-19 | — |
| 96 | It's a Wonderful Extra Life A toast to Luigi: The richest Player 2 in town. |
2011-12-19 | — |
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